previously, on rescue me...
Tommy, we're stuck! You
got to hurry.
OK. I'm on my way. I'm on
my way.
I screwed up tonight.
I almost took me and franko
out.
you're nacho.
that's right, asshole.
What the hell was that?
I think that was my new
boyfriend.
Jerry, I need ice. How many
times do I have to ask?
relax, sweetheart. Right
after the puke. I thought you
said I was going to be a
bartender.
be patient, Jerry. The
checks are being processed.
You'll be pouring before you
know it.
I want us to be together
forever.
I'll see what I can do about
that.
the chick I've been seeing,
man. She took my little girl,
man. She took Keela.
oh, man. You didn't tell her
about the foster family?
yeah. I did. All right? It
slipped out in conversation.
How the hell was I supposed to
know she'd use it against me,
huh?
hey. I was thinking since
you're off tonight that, um,
maybe we might talk.
for what?
the crying jags.
jag. OK? It was one time.
Shit.
uhh!
colleen's been in some
trouble at school. So, they
want her to see a counselor. I
would really appreciate it if
you went with her to the first
session.
I marry her. I get to have
conjugal visits?
once every 10 days for an
hour at a time.
perfect. You got any breath
spray?
I think what you did is what
needed to be done.
will you marry me?
holy shit. Rufies and
viagra.
what are rufies?
it's the date rape drug.
eww!
I got to work.
they couldn't get someone
else to cover?
they all got seniority.
you got to get out of that
house.
we show up there, we totally
act like we're together. By
11:00 tonight, you can't keep
your hands off the phone. Johnny
and Janet are cursing our souls
to eternal hell. She's
watching us, right?
oh, really?
so kiss...
mm-hmm.
grope...
mm-hmm.
ass grab...
mm-hmm.
tit rub.
mm-hmm. There's no way
shirley got a hold of her.
well, who else would give a
shit?
hey.
hey, boys.
hey.
what's, uh, what's going on?
uh, the porn police are
upstairs, Chief.
oh, shit.
yeah. 4 guys from hq. One
guy supervisor and 3 guys doing
the sweep. Absolute bullshit.
typical. The public pays 4
guys to sniff out porno.
unbelievable. And we can't
get new ropes. That's great.
That's really great.
yeah. Ridiculous.
flynn?
hey, jer. How's it hanging?
holy shit!
That's what they got you doing
now? Flynn and I started back in
the bronx back in the day. Well,
look at you know, huh? Just
pushing the pencil. Running all
over the city. Trying to make
sure that good men like my crew
here aren't rubbing one off on
the city's dime, huh?
I'm just doing what I'm told.
yeah, and there's a lot of
honor in that. Ain't there,
flynn? You take your little
clipboard, you go on downtown
back to headquarters and you
tell whoever it was that sent
you up here that they can kiss
my white Irish ass. This is the
bravest bunch of guys I've ever
had the honor of serving with.
These guys are gold when it
comes to saving people's lives
and protecting their
property, not to mention the 5
names on the plaque on that wall
out there. Guys that went into
those 2 towers on that day and
never came back. So, if within
the sacred confines of these 4
walls makes you want to look at
something else other than that
shit, that's fine with me.
They want to smoke, they want to
jerk off, they want to shove
potato chips up their ass, I
don't give a shit, as long as
they keep getting on that rig
and going out the door and
saving lives, I'll back 'em up.
what we got?
there's no porn, sir. No
tapes. No magazines.
damn sorry it was a wasted
trip. Now, get out of my
goddamn quarters.
let's go.
make sure down at
headquarters you tell them Chief
Jerry riley from the 15th
battalion.
let's go to the next one.
way to go, Chief.
oh, come on. Cut it out.
Cut it out.
nicely done, Chief. Now let
me ask a question. Did you
really mean what you said about
us being able to smoke and jerk
off and everything?
why, of course.
good. Because there's a bag
of potato chips in the kitchen
with my ass' name all over it.
I don't know where that came
from.
by the way, the Chief just
went balls to the wall for us,
guys. This is officially the
last fun firehouse in new York
city. I hope you appreciate it.
thanks, Chief.
all right, you guys.
hey, uh, so what's the deal?
what are you talking about?
come on. The porno.
yeah.
I don't know what you're
talking about.
you guys wouldn't be stupid
enough to, uh...
♪ on another day,
come on, come on,
with these ropes I tied,
can we do no wrong?
Now we grieve
'cause now is gone,
things were good
when we were young,
with my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
of a thousand men
who have come and gone,
now we grieve
'cause now is gone,
things were good
when we were young,
is it safe to say?
Come on, come on,
was it right to leave?
Come on, come on,
will I ever learn?
Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
come on, come on *
- I don't even know why I'm here. - Are you happy, colleen?
I'm fine.
can you tell me why you've
been acting out in an
antl-social manner recently?
I don't know what you mean.
well, you slapped a classmate
last Thursday and you recently
told your French teacher to
stick the textbook up her ass.
OK. In her defense, we've
already spoken to her about the
classmate thing. She
knows that that's wrong. You
can't do it. You can't go around
slapping people. Right? So, I
think we've taken care of that.
And as regards to the teacher,
I mean, she is French.
Uh, she knows that's wrong, too.
We spoke about that.
So, you can't, uh...
you lost your little brother
about 6 months ago. Do you
think that has anything to do
with it?
I miss him. It makes me sad.
I used to cry a lot about it but
it didn't change things. So, I
stopped. I'm fine. Can I go?
colleen, I want to help you
process whatever...
process these, bitch.
she gets that from her mom.
Just one second there.
Hey, give me a couple of
minutes. All right?
So, you're a, uh...
you're a real doctor, right?
excuse me?
are you like, you know, do
you know a lot about
psychological crap or are you
just like a, you know, strictly
kids only type of deal?
well, I specialize in young
adults and children but I have a
fairly good grasp on psychiatric
conditions and treatments.
OK, 'cause, uh...
she cries a lot.
why are you whispering?
I don't want her to hear me
talking about her.
I don't work this way.
all right. Give me a second.
hey, go wait in the truck,
OK?
I don't want to wait in the
truck.
go wait...
I don't want to wait...
hey! Don't make me tell you
3 times. Go wait in the goddamn
truck. Always with the lip.
Jesus! Teenagers. Anyways...
she has these crying jags, you
know. She just starts crying
completely out of the blue. I
mean, you know, it's just
driving around and all of a
sudden...
she's old enough to drive?
I'm driving. She's, uh,
shotgun. And she'll just burst
into tears for no reason. What
do you think that's about?
you're driving?
yep.
uh-huh. Well, it could be
any number of things.
OK. The top 3.
could be hormonal. She's a
young girl. Body's changing.
no. No. Not that. What's the
number 2?
she's a person who has
trouble expressing her emotions.
The crying could be a very
natural release...
she's a Gavin. She's a female
Gavin. So, expressing her
emotions is something that just
happens 24/7. so, even when
she's sleeping. So, it can't be
that one. What's the other?
What's the third?
could be survivor's
guilt.
what's that?
some people, when someone
very close to them dies, they
feel a tremendous and, in some
cases, crippling sense of guilt.
"I should have done more to help
them. It should have been me,
not them. If I couldn't help
them, then why do I deserve to
live?" and if these feelings
aren't addressed and if they
aren't dealt with, then they
could just manifest themselves
in a variety of ways.
that's the one. That's it.
That's definitely it. That's
what's wrong with her. So, what
pills do we give her now to take
care of that?
Mr. Gavin, I really don't
believe in medicating young
adults.
oh, and neither do I. I'm
right with you on that. I'd,
you know, cut the pills in half
and give her, you know, half the
dosage.
OK. Well, thanks, doc.
I appreciate it.
What?
What did I tell you? Huh? God
damn it. In the truck now.
we're talking about 1,800
bucks here, guys.
yeah, maybe more.
1,850. last time I checked
yesterday, first thing in the
door.
you know, guys, I'm truly
loathe to say this 'cause the
last thing I want is
a filthy motherless dog or cat
raping whores in here. But I
think we need to call the cops.
what's going on?
somebody stole the can.
the toilet?
no. The can. The smoking
kitty. I mean, what was in the
kitty. $1,800.
$1,850.
you're shitting me!
all right, guys. You know
what? I hate to say this, but
you know who maybe possibly
could have taken it? The guys
who were on last night.
hey! Jesus, frank. These are
our brothers. OK? We share this
house with them. There's no way
they did this.
how do you know?
'cause I already accused
them. Irish John said the can
was empty when they got here.
and you know who it is? Porno
squad.
oh, my God. Yeah.
those are the only guys who
had access. They had the
upstairs and downstairs all to
themselves.
you know what? They couldn't
get our porn, so they took our
money.
exactly.
well, what do we do?
I talk to the Chief and see
if he can talk to his friend
flynny.
cue ball.
yeah.
I saw Keela last night.
yeah? Where?
out by Alicia's place. I
stopped by to drop off some toys
and a bunch of clothes. Not like
she needs any of that shit now.
watch your step there.
yeah. You should see her
room, man. You could land an
airplane in that damn place.
well, lucky kid, right?
yeah. I guess so.
watch your step.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
you got it?
yep. Got it.
OK. All right.
there it is.
put it over here.
yeah, daddy. Nice.
hey, uh, Tommy, do you know
who dave the dude is?
oh, yeah. From 68 truck.
yeah. Got a call from him the
other night...
yeah?
said he was at some bar
downtown, he saw Chief pumping
boxes from front to back, you
know. Taking away the empties.
Bringing up ice. That kind of
shit.
his Chief?
no. Our Chief, Jerry.
what would he be working as a
bar back for?
it's a good goddamn
question. To tell you the truth,
I really don't care. I was
thinking we would go down
there and bust his balls a
little bit tonight. What do
you say?
I don't know about that, man.
I mean, if he is really working
down there, it's obviously based
on him needing money because of
his gambling problem. He'd be
pretty embarrassed about that.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There
is that.
hey, did you see lebron
James the other night?
Jesus Christ, he was
unconscious.
isn't it ridiculous?
unbelievable.
the one shot he took, it was
straight up...
hey! You guys enjoying your
little sewing circle here?
There's work to be done. Go help
the guys in the engine take up
the line, assholes!
all right.
sorry, Chief.
it's bullshit.
OK.
God.
you know what? I'll see you
tonight at 9:00.
yeah?
yeah.
right!
I got to put the radio on the
charge.
yeah?
oh, Christ.
hey, Sean.
hello.
been thinking about you.
really? Yeah, I've been
thinking about you, too, and the
9 other guys that you've been
banging behind my back.
can you come and talk to me?
Can you please... please?
What?
I miss you and I realize that
I made some mistakes.
yeah. 9 of them.
would you stop with the 9.
Actually, there was only 4 and
one of those guys I don't even
think I had his name right.
Those bums, they never meant
anything to me.
Maggie, what do you want?
I don't know. I want you and
me to try again. To start over.
No other guys in the mix. I want
you to be my...
Jesus! If I have to actually
say the words,
I think I'm going to puke.
that's classy.
just a second.
I want you to be my boyfriend.
Maggie, you completely
betrayed my trust, OK? How do I
know that I'm not like one of
these other guys? How do I know
that I mean anything to you?
because I know. I didn't
before. I'll admit that. But
then you punched nacho in the
face and everything changed.
yeah. Sorry about that. I
don't know what got into me.
no, no! Don't be sorry. Oh,
my God. It was so goddamn hot.
It took me back to when I was
younger and I used to always
fall for the guys who got into
fights over me. It's like this
incredible aphrodisiac. I'm
getting hot just thinking about
it.
but wait a second. You want
to be with me because what? I
punched some guy in the face?
yes!
yeah. That's crazy, Maggie!
That's insane! You're nuts!
That's not a basis for a
relationship. So what? You would
leave me if I didn't, like, kick
somebody's ass every couple of
days? It's unbelievable. You
know what? I'm glad I found out
about this shit before I got in
too deep. It's unbelievable.
OK. Fine.
yeah?
yeah. I don't know if I love
you or I'm an idiot but either
way it's...
aw. I want this to work out.
yeah?
it's me.
hey!
any reaction to our
performance the other night?
you know what? No. Nothing
from Janet. Nothing from Johnny.
Zilch.
damn it.
I know.
well, anyway, Tommy, I wanted
to tell you that I, um, had a
surprisingly great time
the other night.
Not just the fake stuff,
but that stuff was great, too.
The kissing and everything.
I know. I know. You're a
great kisser. I mean, I wish,
you know, we could just find a
time to have a non-evil,
unsecret, non-revenged base, you
know, dinner or something. You
know?
OK. I would like that.
me, too. But speaking of
secrets and revenge and evil and
stuff, Janet and Johnny are
going to this NYPD event
tomorrow night and I know I can
get tickets. We show up and, you
know, put on a show.
but that could get ugly.
that's what I'm hoping.
OK. Call me when you have the
info.
OK, and you know what? Wear
something that kind of shows off
your rack.
have you been looking at my
rack?
hey! I'm a guy. I mean, till
you move around to the other
side, I'm going to be, you know.
Actually, even if you moved them
around to the other side, I'd
probably just walk behind you a
lot.
what about my ass?
your ass is spectacular.
call me.
bye.
but it's a... it's a blast.
hi.
hey.
any luck?
no. I've been here for about
10 minutes. No sign of him yet.
really? Hmm.
watch your back.
check it out.
excuse me.
Jesus, Jerry! I asked for
lite.
that's not what you said,
sweetheart.
I said lite. This is why I
don't like working with the
elderly.
watch that shit, girlie.
just take this back and get
me the lite... sometime tonight.
hey, dude. Who's the chick?
her name's Paula. She's
sweet.
yeah? You banging her?
I just met her, dude.
but you want to bang her?
Don't deny it, Mike. I'm a guy.
I know all the bullshit moves.
Listen to me, you screw around
behind my back, we're
through. No! I mean it!
well, what about you? What
about the underwear I found
under your bed? I don't wear
that brand. You don't wear that
brand.
that belonged to my
ex-roommate.
you told me your ex-roommate
was fat, Chris. It was size 34
waist and it was a leopard print
micro bikini. Fat guys don't
wear micro bikinis. Nobody wears
those.
hey! Look! If you're going to
accuse me, if you're going to be
an asshole about some strange
underwear you found, don't come
home.
ahh, they raised the rent,
you know, and trying to make a
couple extra bucks. Tried to
find somebody to borrow the
money from but I couldn't. So,
here I am.
yeah. It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Chief. It's what my
dad would do. You know, you're
taking care of your wife.
I wish it would help my self-
esteem. Maybe if I actually saw
some cabbage, you know?
what? He ain't paying you?
nah. The guy that owns this
joint, birdie, every time I
mention it to him, he keeps on
stalling. Whenever I want to get
squared away. I've been here a
month. Got 100 bucks in my
pocket.
Jesus, Chief. Sounds like
you need to look for a new job.
yeah. Soon as I get that
money in my hand, I'm quitting
this job.
Jerry, Cindy needs a case of
lite and some fresh ice, huh?
Chop chop. I ain't paying you to
mingle.
you're not paying me
period, birdie. I'll tell you
what. I'll make you a deal. You
put 400 bucks in my hand, I'll
get Cindy her ice, her beer.
I'll get her a goddamn pony.
get to work, huh?
why don't you pay him what
you owe him?
why don't you screw off?
hey.
Tommy, Tommy. Come on.
Don't bother.
these guys friends of yours?
yeah. They work at my
firehouse.
nice. They just lost you your
job. Get your fat ass out of
here. And tough guy, if you're
thinking about getting grabby,
there's half a dozen gents in
here who love old birdie. Last
guy tried to mix it up with
me, he spends most of his time
now blowing into a little tube.
Get lost.
asshole.
yeah.
come on. Let's get out of
here.
no. We're getting you your
money.
no. Tommy, look. I don't
want any trouble here.
it's no trouble, Chief. This
guy drive a car?
yeah. It's parked out front.
nice. Still got that friend
that rents construction
equipment?
yeah. I like how you're
thinking.
OK.
I'm sorry. It's just been a
while since I've been with a
woman. I guess I'm a little
rusty.
that's OK, Mike.
so you're cool?
yeah.
Paula, listen, you know, I
think you're really hot and
everything.
thanks.
but I also think this could
be more than just a one-night
thing. So, I got to be honest,
which, you know, being a guy,
it's not my usual thing. Before
anything more happens between
us, I have to tell you
something.
you're gay?
no.
Is it that obvious?
so you are gay?
no. I've been living with
this guy for like a month.
the guy at the club?
yeah, and he was a nice guy
and he thought I was this great
guy, so I moved into his place
and long story short, he started
blowing me. And it freaked me
out at first but, you know,
again, being a guy there's no
such thing as a bad blowjob.
Anyway, that's not what I'm
trying to tell you.
Mike, it's OK if you had a
homosexual experience.
no, I didn't. I swear. I
never kissed him or did any of
the stuff he was doing to me. He
was having the homosexual
experience. I just happened to
be in the room at the time.
it's OK. Believe me, Mike.
I've turned a lot of guys
around. I can help you.
you like that?
hey, birdie. Nice night, huh?
piss off.
Where's my car?
I tell you what? You give me
400 bucks and I'll tell you.
you fat prick. I'll give you
5 seconds.
take a look around. You'll
find it. Pleasure working with
you.
you goddamn son of a
bitch. I find one scratch on
that car, I'll track you down.
You and your firefighter pussy
friends. You better tell me
where it is, you prick!
Oh, shit!
you should have
heard him screaming. I hope he
pops an artery, goddamn cheap
bastard.
yeah. Leon got a call
from the cops first thing this
morning, said he'd get the car
down as soon as he could find
the keys to the crane.
it's still there?
oh, yeah.
"vengeance is mine!" sayeth
the 62 truck and the lord, of
course.
yeah. Of course.
hey, Chief, you get any
information from the porno
squad guy about our missing
cash?
yeah. He said his guys
are clean. You know, that flynn,
he's a scum bag but he's not a
thief.
holy, shit. What
happened to you?
well, I was out with your
sister last night.
damn! That was my first
guess.
yeah. Turns out she really
likes it when I get into fights.
Turns her on. So, on the way, I
beat the shit out of this
messenger kid on a bike. But
that wasn't enough. So, I took
on 2 guys outside of her
apartment, which is where I got
this and then she wanted some
coffee but I was tired and, you
know, hemorrhaging, so I took on
some old guy and his little gay
dog, which is how I got this...
ooh!
and this.
gay dogs are the worst.
of course.
well, I'm suppose to go out
with her tonight, you know, I
want to make her happy but I got
to figure out a way to fight
some guys where I'm not going to
get hurt.
just guys?
yeah, just guys for now. I
mean, I'm sure I'll fight some
chicks in a couple weeks but for
now, just guys.
that's understood.
what about guys with one leg?
or no legs.
midgets.
midgets with no legs.
ahh, they're too hard to
find.
personally, I wouldn't mess
with legless midgets. I mean,
they're midgets, then insult to
injury, no legs.
yeah.
I mean, these guys got to be
loaded for bear.
Now, I knew a midget who had no
arms, no legs, half a face and
only like a body went up to
here.
what did they call him?
they called him georgie. Nice
enough guy. Didn't eat much.
hi, sweet stuff.
hey.
oh, I missed you.
I missed you, too.
I have a little early
honeymoon present for you.
oh, yeah?
yeah.
There's this guard. He's
going to slip you a cell phone.
And then I could text you and
send you naked pictures and you
can do the same.
how did you manage that?
money changes everything,
baby. And I had my ex who was
on death row for 5 years, he
learned how to bend the rules a
little bit. So, any requests
photo-wise?
oh, you rotten, dirty, little
whore.
correction... I'm your dirty,
little whore.
yeah, daddy.
hey!
oh, my God. You look amazing.
thank you.
ready to reek havoc?
I am.
I feel it in my bones. Did
you find someone to watch the
girls?
yeah. We're all set.
OK.
Wow!
OK. Here we go.
see? This is fun. Dinner and
a movie with uncle Lou.
hey, harry. They're here.
oh, my God. Don't look. Don't
look.
I want to see.
it's just so disgusting. I
told you. We should have gone to
the pixar movie.
oh, this is fine. Listen, as
soon as this guy stops sawing
through that little girl's
skull, you can watch it.
the citizens alliance would
like to thank captain bernard
for his tireless efforts in
keeping our neighborhood safe.
You truly are among the best the
NYPD has to offer. Captain
bernard.
thank you, frank. I've been
living in this neighborhood my
whole life and I have been
controlling the streets for over
15 years.
I'd like to thank my friends
and my family.
let's go over here.
no, no, no, no, no. Let's
just sit down.
oh, my God.
that prick.
you're an idiot. You know
that, Tommy? I've been feeling
bad. I've been feeling guilty.
You know, getting ready to
make a phone call. Trying to
reach out and make things
right and you go pull a
stupid, obvious stunt like
this?
Not in a million years
are you sleeping with her.
That's got to be tough. Huh,
Tommy? Knowing I'm banging your
ex. Knowing you're never going
to get mine.
ahh! God! Man, you're an
asshole.
yeah. Well, at least I'm dry.
you're pathetic.
long time, no see.
yeah. This is a surprise. So
you know somebody here?
oh, I have a bunch of cop
friends back from when Johnny
and I were married. I heard
about the two of you. You've
been a busy girl.
no busier than you.
oh, you mean me and Tommy?
That's such a big surprise
to me.
You know, he was never really my
type and them I bumped into him
a couple of...
did you actually think that I
believe this bullshit?
oh, why? I'm not good
enough for Tommy?
no. That is not it, angie.
oh, yeah. I think it is.
well, it's not.
Look. We were
never close and frankly, I never
liked you.
really?
yeah. But then you did one
thing that I could never do.
You broke free. You got away
from the neighborhood and all
the petty family bullshit. You
broke away and you started a
whole new life for yourself and
I respected you for that so
much. But now, here you are, all
dressed up dead center in a pile
of shit. Welcome home, angie.
no, no. I already got my
welcome home when I made it with
your husband. Don't worry about
those frown lines, sweetie.
Just keep smiling. No one's
going to notice. Aw, you kids
have a great night.
God damn it.
well, you were right. I mean,
we could have done a little bit
bigger show but after you piss
on a guy, you really have no
place else to go. You know what
I mean?
God damn it.
you all right? What's wrong?
what the hell am I doing?
what do you mean?
I mean, I'm just as bad as
the rest of you.
you're great. OK?
I'm serious.
All right.
Listen to me. You know there are
certain moments in time that
you, you always, sort of, you
know, keep track of in
your head and I remember it was
Connor's christening. All right?
And we had that barbeque and
that party in the yard and it
was either Connor or katy. I
can't remember. But anyways, you
were talking to my mother and
you had that blue kind of fluffy
sweater on and...
it caught my eye...
and... l... I was watching you
talking to her and I'm telling
you. It... it took my breath
away.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
this is incredibly stupid.
well, you're in luck because
incredibly stupid is one of my
best things.
you girls aren't eating.
this food is hideous.
I thought you were going to take
us somewhere nice.
what are you talking about?
This place has got the best
steam table in the city. This
cabbage. I mean, you don't find
cabbage like that anywhere else.
That's a culinary masterpiece
right there. We'll just get that
off.
can't we go home?
what's your rush?
it's 10:30. I still have some
homework to do.
all right. Let me just finish
my beer, OK? They don't grow on
trees.
Oh, I wish they did.
How are you girls on cash?
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
Tommy. Tommy.
I always knew
you'd be good at that...
and I was right.
oh, yeah.
So, anyway, better than he
whose name we dare not speak?
Johnny! Let's not
go there. You guys have enough
problems.
You're still hard?
I am a little.
that's a little?
well, a lot.
oh, did you take something?
no. It's just you.
It's all natural.
yeah?
mm-hmm.
you want to go again?
yeah.
OK. But is this honest to God
years of sexual tension I can't
wait to get my hands on angie's
body.
that day is finally
here hard-on or secret evil
revenge on my brother and
his ex-wife one?
um...
hmm?
ooh.
It can be both. It can be both.
OK. It's probably 80% honest
and 20% evil.
go honest. Go evil.
she's not his type. Shit.
That slut wasn't even my type.
You were but, you know, then
chuckles went ahead and got you
to marry him and I had to settle
for second best, you know. I
mean, come on...
besides which,
why do you care?
I don't know. I just do.
look, you know what?
Forget about her.
Forget about the whole thing.
Right now, all that matters is
us. Huh? All right?
all right.
Us.
You and me.
oh, that's so
officially the longest
lasting hard-on in the history
of hard-ons there.
yeah. Actually,
I had one when I was 14
and it pretty much lasted all
the way through freshman year.
So...
OK. That's interesting,
but I just... I have to scoot.
Do you want me to...
no. That's... it will probably
go away by the time I drop you
off. So... give me a couple of
secs here.
oh, are you all right?
yep. Good. Hey! Quarter.
Uhh!
Be right with you.
here.
oh, great.
tell ellie I said thank you
for the bottle of miltons. It's
very nice.
It already went off once.
oh! Left tit.
it's nice. You know why she's
marrying you, right?
because I'm a big, strong,
attractive, almost thin guy
who's not afraid to express
himself justice-wise?
no. Because you're trapped in
here and she knows you're not
going to cheat on her unless
you're some kind of a fag or
something or, you know, some
wimpy guy who's going to get
bum-rushed by another lifer. No.
She knows where you are all the
time. You're like her little
dog that she keeps in a cage.
right tit.
very nice. Look, enjoy the
ride. OK? I'm just saying that
any guy that I ever knew that
got married in the joint,
everything went great when they
were in here. As soon as they
got on the outside, it was a
horror show. "where are you
going? What time will you be
home?"
yeah, well, I don't
have to worry about that. I
killed a guy, for Christ sakes.
Shot him dead right in front of
200 people in a goddamn bus
station. I'm golden. Wow!
money shot?
get out of here. This one's
private, you pervert.
OK. Whatever you say there,
oj.
whoa, whoa. What do you mean
by that?
well, you could be guilty. No
guarantee you're going to stay
behind bars.
what?
we got 300 mothers against
drunk drivers standing,
protesting in front of the
prison entrance holding up
placards with your name on 'em.
News vans are all out there,
too, saying that you're the
next coming of charles bronson.
shit. God damn it! And just
when things were going so good.
Wait, wait, wait. She wants me
to take a picture of my cock.
Can you give me a few minutes
alone in the shitter?
OK, but you tell her next
time, I want some cubans to
boot.
done.
asshole, what's wrong with
you? All the times you went to
the beach and she was wearing a
bikini. I come home and you go
off in like 5 seconds and you do
this to me? Son of a bitch.
Tommy?
yeah?
who are you talking to?
just thinking out loud, you
know.
are you OK?
yeah. Yeah. Good.
OK. 'cause I really want to
go.
OK.
you've been awfully quiet,
Sean.
really? Wow! I thought I
talked a lot.
no. I'm not talking about
talking. I mean on the getting
me all excited front.
oh. Yeah. Listen, I wanted to
talk to you about that. How
about we go back to your
apartment and I, like, get you
excited in another way, you
know? In a way that doesn't
involve me getting punched in
the kidneys.
huh!
excuse me.
how's that sound?
did you hear that?
what?
that guy just called me a
whore.
no. I missed that.
no. You just called me a
whore, didn't you, asshole?
excuse me?
oh, it was me. I called her a
whore. I sometimes, I just do
that. It's not...
you got a problem, asshole?
God! With you? Come on. No.
What? Are you crazy? This guy
maybe.
no. Definitely him. Not him.
yeah. You're wrong. I think
it was this guy. Did you just
call my lady friend a whore?
get away from me.
you know what? I think you
did. What are you? A tough guy?
Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh!
who's the tough guy now?
Jesus, Sean.
my eyes!
Sean, you need to get up.
This is so embarrassing. You
think you'd never been sprayed
in the eyes with mace before.
my eyes!
Jesus Christ, man. You see
this shit?
what is it?
it's a letter from the new
York chapter of the American
cancer society.
oh, Jesus!
"dear Chief ronald perolli,
the new York chapter of the
American cancer society wishes
to thank you most graciously..."
ow! Son of a bitch!
"accepts your generous
donation of $1,850. you and your
crew will be pleased to know..."
blah blah blah.
see. No smoking kitty. I told
you it was 1,850.
yeah. Perolli stole the money
and donated it to the cancer
people.
this sucks. Totally sucks.
Jesus Christ, man. You OK?
What is this? A ray charles
tribute?
ah! God damn it.
you good?
yeah. I'm good.
yeah, yeah. You're real good.
You need to go home, man, and
get a seeing-eye dog.
I know. It's just my eyes are
killing me. It's unbelievable.
Jesus Christ, Garrity, what
the hell's the matter with you?
I can't see.
look! Perolli took the money
and donated it to the goddamn
cancer people.
the people for it or against
it? I only ask 'cause he's such
a prick, it could go either way.
1,850 bucks gone.
yeah, and like that specific
amount was going to get them
over the hump to finding a cure.
well, easy come, easy go,
guys.
ow! I'm OK.
I'm going to go take care of
stevie wonder over here. All
right?
yeah. Please do.
hey, frank. I say we go back
and get our money.
you think, Mike?
hey, it's not like they can
stop us. They all got cancer.
ow!
hi!
hey!
how was your day?
it was good.
What's going on?
we got pot roast, and your
favorite, sauteed peppers, and
creamy mashed potatoes. It's
going to be ready in about 5
minutes.
yeah?
Uh, why?
'cause I felt like it.
uh-huh. Where's my old man?
oh, I sent him off with Lou.
They went to uncle red's place.
And I told them not to come
back until after 11:00 so we can
eat in peace and enjoy and get
reacquainted. How's angie?
Johnny's angie?
mm-hmm.
I don't know. Why? How would
I know?
I will dump this on the
floor, put the pot roast in the
toilet, and piss in this
saucepan in exactly 5 seconds.
I ran into her last week. I
was going to a union thing. A
surprise union...
speed it up.
and I was on the east side
and just ran into her. Bumped
into her. You know, blah blah
blah. What's going on with you?
Bing bang boom, you know. Why?
oh! That's it? You guys just
happened to bump into each other
on the street?
that happens! People bump
into each other.
OK. Dinner's almost ready.
So, why don't you just go wash
up. I will make you a
cranberry and seltzer. Go on.
Pfft. Pfft.
this is for you.
It's your favorite.
thanks.
Ahh!
I mean, I understand the need
for revenge. I understand envy
and petty jealousy but why
would she want to hurt me? I
mean, all I've ever done is
try to be a really good friend
to her.
It's really sad. I got
to tell you, you know, she lives
in Manhattan and she's got this
big fancy job and this fabulous
apartment.
Hmm.
grr! Aah!
Ahh!
Why can't it just always be
like this?
It's all I want.
Oh, God, Jimmy was just
the love of my life.
When I was 12,
that's when I met the two of
you. I was 12.
I just knew
that he was the one.
He was so beautiful...
and I got him.
It took me till sophomore year
but I got him.
oh, God damn it, I miss him
so much.
I just want Jimmy.
I want Jimmy.
I want Jimmy back. I want
Jimmy back!
Oh! I'm so sorry.
Oh.
Ohh.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit!
t? Tommy? T?
You all right?
What the hell happened?
ahh.
Holy shit!
yeah, yeah. Look familiar?
I hate to say it but, young man,
you're grounded for a week. Oh!
Nice cock. All right. 2 weeks.
listen, don't beat yourself
up, all right? It happens to
a lot of people in the program.
You know, you're doing good.
You're on the straight and
narrow. You're making vast
improvements. You know, vast for
you meaning you're only thinking
about drinking 23 out of 24
hours a day. And then, you know,
what happens, though?
Bottle comes along like an old
friend. You thought it was dead.
It turns out it's alive. It
turns out to be a goddamn
pretty pleasurable reunion.
I know, but I'm telling you I
don't remember a single thing
about that night. Not a thing.
that's tough. I mean, the
only good thing about falling
off the wagon is the beautiful
memories that you have to tide
you over until the next time.
Tom, you made a mistake. You
know, it's going to be OK. Let's
grab a seat.
OK.
Let me ask you something.
Did you ever hear about
survivor's guilt?
yeah. Sure.
'cause somebody mentioned it
to me and it was the first time
I felt like, yeah, maybe this is
what's going on. Maybe
that's what making me, you know,
drink.
no. No.
no?
booze is your problem.
Survivor's guilt. That shit's
easy to get over.
oh.
die.